Now Hiring: Posse Members
June 1, 2007 at 5:43 pm | In manifesto | 1 Comment| About Us | Relaunched sometime in March 2007, ‘My Manifesto’ is the 116th most popular source of satire and social commentary for approximately 30-some people worldwide. Sven is currently seeking motivated individuals to fill multiple positions in Sven’s latest project, the formation of a brand new posse, solely devoted to hanging out with Sven and following Sven around. Do you have what it takes to join the fast-paced world of ‘being sven’? |
| Job Title | Posse Technician |
| Salary | Fringe Benefits only |
| Location | United States – South Carolina – Charleston |
| Hours | 24/7 |
| Position Type | Full Time |
| Job Description | REQUIREMENTS: College degree or graduate degree preferred. Previous posse or entourage experience is a plus, but not required. Good oral and written communication skills, interpersonal skills, instruction-following skills, sound judgment, solid computer skills, ability to make decisions and work under pressure. Ability to read and write required. Must be able to operate various kitchen appliances, motor vehicles and various software programs. Sense of humor required, preferably quick, dry, sarcastic or any equivalent combination. Should enjoy drinking, soccer, sports in general, television, hanging out, going out, staying in, movies and in-depth conversations about the most trivial of matters. Must be an expert in at least one of the following: alcoholic drink procurement, playing soccer, ghost-writing, story-telling, working out, dogs, renting movies, channel surfing and origami. Must be have ability to function at a high social level, shun the spotlight and defer to Sven. Must be able to handle various tasks simultaneously, organize, prioritize, make decisions and work efficiently and effectively under deadlines. Must be able to lift 50 lbs. Loyalty is paramount.
DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES: Creates cohesive unit, jovial atmosphere, sense of protection. Will have to thoroughly learn Sven’s likes and dislikes and cater to them. Produces high quality coffee, meals or snacks when needed. Coordinates with friends, family and girlfriend in developing intricate plans for the days, nights and weekends. Performs house cleaning/maintenance functions as required. Walks, feeds, grooms the dog. Responsible for the general welfare (physical and mental) of Sven. Maintains a positive work atmosphere by behaving and communicating in a manner that works well with Sven, other posse members, family, friends and the occasional stranger(s). This job description is not intended to be all-inclusive, and employee may also perform other reasonable related duties as assigned by Sven.All resumes and cover letters should be directed to beingsven@gmail.com PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THERE IS NO RELOCATION ASSISTANCE OFFERED WITH THIS POSITION. |
| Sven is proud to be an equal opportunity employer. M/F/D/V |
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