How I Like My Women Just Like My Coffee…

May 5, 2007 at 12:37 am | In manifesto | 2 Comments
  • dark and bitter
  • easy to stomach first thing in the morning
  • hot and foreign
  • artificially ’sweetened’
  • Irish
  • cold and unpleasant
  • expensive but unfulfilling
  • black and strong
  • straight from the hippie commune
  • cheap and bland
  • bowel-movement inducing good
  • rich and exotic
  • found at the gas station down the street at 1am
  • too refined for my simple palate
  • preferably not used to smuggle drugs into the country

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  1. [...] It’s new home is at My Manifesto. [...]

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  2. Touched by a hundred men from 3d world countries.

    Given to me by a 20 year old college dropout.

    via mail order.

    Comment by Thog — December 20, 2007 #


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