Helping Less Fortunate Foreigners

April 16, 2007 at 5:11 pm | In manifesto | 1 Comment

Dear Dr. Ademoa Waziri:

Re: Nigerian Bank Help

Good doctor, let me open this correspondence by expressing my deepest regret and concern for what is happening in your country. No doubt, you are currently experiencing hardships of the which the like I have never had to endure. I can’t say I’m totally familiar with your plight, but I do watch ‘Lost’ and one episode (with the mysterious Mr. Eko) dealt almost entirely with your great homeland. It looks quite dangerous at times, with all the warlords and drugs and what not. It’s quite obvious why you can’t trust your own banks and need the help of an American.

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The Drinker’s Remorse

April 10, 2007 at 9:40 pm | In drinking, manifesto, social interaction | 20 Comments

We’ve all been there before: you wake up to the promise of another beautiful day; the sun is shining brightly, birds are singing cheerfully, the flowers shimmer with dew, and…

“OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO LAST NIGHT?”

A perfectly fine morning is quickly soured as a shot of adrenaline courses through your veins as you struggle to piece together the jigsaw puzzle that was ‘Last Night’.

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Surviving the Gym: A Beginner’s Guide

April 4, 2007 at 7:00 pm | In gym, manifesto | 2 Comments

You’ve finally done it. Instead of paying lip service every time you stuff your face with pizza, you’ve actually chosen to get off your derrière, expend the energy and make the necessary sacrifices. Changes are on the way. You’re devoted to the cause. And, this time you’re actually going to stick with it longer than three weeks.

Congratulations, you’re joining a gym.

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